Welcome to the Rustic Barnyard (dotcom) in SMTX! Our mini-farm is a unique place consisting of a lovingly hand-built enclave of homes, agricultural space, crops and fields and wildflowers scattered throughout. Not to mention the sights of curious chickens roaming, guinea hens pecking and goats baaing. We are now offering our ‘outdoorsy guests’ an extremely unique glamping experience- great for those who want a taste of outdoor living; yet don’t want to forfeit the comforts of normal amenities. This very secluded outpost, constructed to look like an old-fashioned general store; has a covered patio ornately designed with all the country feels and a glass chandelier. There is a BBQ and a flat grill off the front porch for those wanting to get their cook on while being in nature. Enjoy glamping in style with an enclosed corrugated metal outdoor patio shower along with an updated outdoor outhouse. ‘Fun Fact’ – the wooden outhouse was part of the neighboring log cabin’s initial build (and in its original form – a true outhouse!) Though we like it rugged; don’t fret, there is an actual toilet and sink inside the outhouse for when duty calls! NOTE: This is the only bathroom on site-there is NOT one inside the unit! This space is only 330 sq ft and is best described as a tiny-home that features house-like living amenities that include a fully stocked kitchenette with a mini fridge, a pretty cool appliance that acts as a microwave/air fryer/oven/toaster/broiler combo, and a coffee/tea bar. The space is furnished with a queen size bed, a ceiling mounted TV, a wooden armoire, a sitting/living room area, and a small dinette space. Though small and mighty; we make it work perfectly! If you’re truly used to roughin’ it, it shouldn’t be a surprise that there is no washer and dryer on site! And no bathroom inside the Outpost unit! Though internet Wi-Fi is available; it may be shoddy due to the cabin’s distant location in Hill Country. But who needs the internet when you can enjoy the outdoors; listen to the banter of goats, enjoy some friendly competition with some card games (included), walk the property and admire the country oak and cedar trees and gaze out at the array of solar lights that dazzle the area each night. Free parking in front of the cabin. If your dates are unavailable, see the three other cabins on our Host Profile!
When you drive through the gate, you’ll discover a magical place; a compound of family and friends who share a love of small yield farming and the peace and quiet of the country life.
Want more? We’re just 7 miles from Texas State University and Downtown San Marcos with its college-fired entertainment options that include great food & pub options as well as fun trekking and tubing opportunities. We highly recommend The Flying Armadillo; a highly rated disc golf club that is fun for all levels! And there is also world-class shopping at San Marcos’s famous Premium Outlets, which feature more than 240 stores! We’re also just a hop, jump, and a skip away from New Braunfels (for those summer day trips to Schlitterbahn) and the charming historic city of Gruene (check out the Gruene Hall-Texas’ oldest dance hall built in 1878). Those seeking the big city lights can be in Austin or San Antonio in 45 minutes.
Although we are in close proximity to all the wonders of San Marcos, we highly recommend renting a car to really explore all that the Hill Country has to offer.
We’re found in farm country, but there’s still lots to do!
We’re just 1 mile from the Flying Armadillo Disc Golf Club Course.
We are 7 miles away from Texas State University-Bobcat Stadium.
We love the Five Mile Dam Parks, a fabulous spot for river swimming, fishing and picnicking.
The Old Lime Kiln trailhead is 6.5 miles away; it leads to the beautiful 250-acre spring lake natural area.
Or jump into the San Marcos River with an inner tube or kayak!
Reserve a spot with the Clear Kayak Sunset Glow Tour, reservation necessary!
Check out Wonder World Cave and Park, a one-of-a-kind theme park, known as the first show cave in Texas.
Or check out the opportunities for dining and drinking. San Marcos is home to fine restaurants and a half dozen craft breweries.
Beyond that brief (and admittingly woefully inadequate) list there are dozens more recreational opportunities. Let’s talk!!!
You’ll have access to a well stocked kitchenette with everything you need for cooking-glamping style. But Uber eats will deliver as well!
***Please note there is no washer and dryer available.
Parking is available in front of the outpost and is accessible by following the dirt road on the right side of the property. When you enter the gate, make an immediate right and follow around to the back of the property; the outpost is the one on the right.
A smart TV has streaming capabilities for Netflix, HULU, Amazon Prime and YouTube.
The outpost has internet and Wi-Fi; however, speeds vary due to location in Hill Country.
Please don’t smoke inside. Smoke whatever you have outside.
Sorry, no pets. There are free range/wandering chickens and guinea hens on site as well as corralled goats. ***WE KINDLY ASK THAT YOU “DO NOT” FEED THE ANIMALS UNLESS GIVEN PERMISSION TO…IF THE ANIMALS ARE GIVEN THE WRONG FOOD, THEY CAN POTENTIALLY GET VERY SICK.***
Our family of Super Hosts strive to provide an exceptional guest experience, through intentional hospitality and servitude. We are grateful and honored for the opportunity to serve you, friends and family!
The Rustic Barnyard is nestled in the majestic oak groves of San Marcos. This beautiful area is known as part of the Texas Hill Country! This property is safely located towards the top of a hill at the end of a cul-de-sac, surrounded by amazing people who love mini-farming.
Guests have access to the entire property, though we of course request that you use common sense and respect the privacy of the other guests staying here. ***There are four additional cottages on site…so we’re hoping you’ll want to return and try them all!!!
